Sam's Profecy

5 predictions that will happen before my next birthday (in April.)

1) Corona virus will keep desolating the earth for years to come.
2) The greatest depression in history is just starting.
3) Trump will win again.
4) New Crusade. Global (AntiTerror) war will start with a bang.
5) Religions will be banned within a year from now.

Major paradigm shift

Welcome to 2020 - A major paradigm shift. Normalizing quarantines, ramped up travel control, making it impossible for people to assemble in numbers, enforcing police control and promoting a notion of regional self-sustainability (stay in your area) and then later on, mandatory mass vaccinations.


In this world, the only real choice is between being the purchaser and the purchased.

-Laurens Bancroft

Dogs of War

Dogs of War

See the fields burnin, see the fields burnin'
When I see the fields burnin cause hell is coming through
I can't stop the Dogs of War, I can't stop the dogs of war

Still here.

Second (hart) surgery went relatively well. You can't get rid of me that easy.


"if once you have paid him the Dane-geld, you never get rid of the Dane"


Your plans...

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

― Woody Allen

Face Book still keeps blocking me

Several years now Face Book has been blocking my home page address. No idea why because they won't say. Try copy / paste my page address anywhere on Face Book or IM and see what happens.


Greenhouse effect

WhatGreenHouse So much nonsense over greenhouse gases. Here are some simple facts for you.

Did you know that... Water vapor and clouds account for ~80% of the greenhouse effect on our planet, compared to a mere ~15% for CO2. Maybe we should start taxing countries depending how much water wapor they produce?

Did you know that... when fat cell's in your body are used they are converted mainly in to water vapor and CO2 which you then exhale (out from your lungs.) Maybe we should start taxing you depending on how much fat you burn in your body?

Does anyone else have any bright ideas how to make our belief systems even more ridiculous?

BTW. Only 10% of the Oxygen you breath actually comes from forrests (even less from Brazil.) Over 80% come from the oceans. There is this interesting plankton called Phytoplankton that only requires sun light to survive. Look it up, it's interesting stuff. You might learn something.


I told you not to read this...

The Future!

Resistance is futile... SamTunis

New and improved. Cyborg Sam

Cyborg Sam

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So... I died... for 17mins. It didn't take. Hades took one look at me and said "Catch and Release - too small fish for my taste". Say hello to Cyborg Sam. New and improved.

-Cyborg Sam

Go back to sleep.

They tell me I woke up in the middle of CAT scan and started ripping the drip that kept me unconscious. Who wants to wake up in some dark tunnel with no idea how he got there? Is my liver still in me or did they all ready took it? Sure fooled them. Apparently the nurses convinced me to calm down. "You just died." Every thing is all right. Go back to sleep.

Swamp People

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Northmen. Go, figure.

Sam's Death Diet

Started a new diet (renamed it later after one teeny little accident.) It's working pretty well. Lost 30kg in a year. Garenteed 2 work or your money back (if you survive.)

Wayyy up north.

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Monkaan meni

Suohon meni

Allways getting in to trouble.

All good things must come to an end

After a bit over a month of riding I was getting saddle sores and when my tyre blew I was stranded on autobahn.
It was friday evening and I was pushing my bike on the side of the road, hugging the thorn bushes, 10km's from closest small town, wondering where I was going to sleep. This was no longer fun.

Only 5 minutes later this knight in shining armor appeared out of nowhere, stopped, blocked about 1km of trucks trying to pass us by and asked me if I needed help. At least I think he did. I don't speak german so I just nodded my head.



My angel dropped me at the nearest bike shop in the next town - free of charge. My luck was holding... thing is they were not that happy to see this type of "Intruder" at the only bike shop in town. Harley Davidson. How to translate inches to mm? Good service though. After a few tears and pouty lips they gave in and said... fine. I did not have to sleep at the side of the road.