They are all saying Trump did not win.
They - ie. +40% are wrong.
He did win.

That does not mean he is right.
It only means - "you authorized him to do what he's about to do."

Good luck with that!

Just a Snowman

8:00am I made a snowman. My children and our dog love it.

8:10am A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15am So, I made a snow woman.

8:17am My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20am The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22am The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25am The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28am The black man down the street calls me a racist because the snow couple is white. I yell at him and say they're not a couple.

8:31am The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40am The Police arrive saying my neighbour who is a preacher has been offended by the snow couple who live in sin.

8:42am The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43am The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45am TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00am I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10am I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services and animal protection association takes my dog. I guess nobody wanted my wife.

9:29am Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.


Every person emits the equivalent of approximately two tonnes of carbon dioxide a year from the time food is produced to when the human body excretes it, representing more than 20% of total yearly emissions.

Put the quarantine back in place!

"I don't care who AUTHORIZED it! I don't care how old the quarantine is! I don't care about THE. BUDGET. And I CERTAINLY don't care about how much trouble it is for YOU! We're talking about THE most dangerous beast in the entire sector! Find someone who can say 'Yes', and PUT THE QUARANTINE BACK IN PLACE!!!!" - Londo


Sam's Profecy

5 predictions that will happen before my next birthday (in April.)

1) Corona virus will keep desolating the earth for years to come.
2) The greatest depression in history is just starting.
3) Trump will win again.
4) New Crusade. Global (AntiTerror) war will start with a bang.
5) Religions will be banned within a year from now.

Major paradigm shift

Welcome to 2020 - A major paradigm shift. Normalizing quarantines, ramped up travel control, making it impossible for people to assemble in numbers, enforcing police control and promoting a notion of regional self-sustainability (stay in your area) and then later on, mandatory mass vaccinations.


In this world, the only real choice is between being the purchaser and the purchased.

-Laurens Bancroft

Dogs of War

Dogs of War

See the fields burnin, see the fields burnin'
When I see the fields burnin cause hell is coming through
I can't stop the Dogs of War, I can't stop the dogs of war

Still here.

Second (hart) surgery went relatively well. You can't get rid of me that easy.


"if once you have paid him the Dane-geld, you never get rid of the Dane"


Your plans...

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

― Woody Allen

Face Book still keeps blocking me

Several years now Face Book has been blocking my home page address. No idea why because they won't say. Try copy / paste my page address anywhere on Face Book or IM and see what happens.


Greenhouse effect

WhatGreenHouse So much nonsense over greenhouse gases. Here are some simple facts for you.

Did you know that... Water vapor and clouds account for ~80% of the greenhouse effect on our planet, compared to a mere ~15% for CO2. Maybe we should start taxing countries depending how much water wapor they produce?

Did you know that... when fat cell's in your body are used they are converted mainly in to water vapor and CO2 which you then exhale (out from your lungs.) Maybe we should start taxing you depending on how much fat you burn in your body?

Does anyone else have any bright ideas how to make our belief systems even more ridiculous?

BTW. Only 10% of the Oxygen you breath actually comes from forrests (even less from Brazil.) Over 80% come from the oceans. There is this interesting plankton called Phytoplankton that only requires sun light to survive. Look it up, it's interesting stuff. You might learn something.


I told you not to read this...

The Future!

Resistance is futile... SamTunis

New and improved. Cyborg Sam

Cyborg Sam

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So... I died... for 17mins. It didn't take. Hades took one look at me and said "Catch and Release - too small fish for my taste". Say hello to Cyborg Sam. New and improved.

-Cyborg Sam

Go back to sleep.

They tell me I woke up in the middle of CAT scan and started ripping the drip that kept me unconscious. Who wants to wake up in some dark tunnel with no idea how he got there? Is my liver still in me or did they all ready took it? Sure fooled them. Apparently the nurses convinced me to calm down. "You just died." Every thing is all right. Go back to sleep.