WaterWorld

Once again there is lot of talk about how sea is going to swallow the earth if we don't pay more taxes. Quick we have to do something or the polar bears are going to die. They are using Egypt as an example. They say the sea level has risen there 22cm in the last century.

Suprise...

That wouldn't have anything to do with the 20 million people that happen to live in Cairo? Would it? They keep pumping up ground water because they need to water the roses.
But if the sea level was really rising you would hear from the Sisilians. The Greeks would make sure the world would know if Kevin Costner was knocking on our doors. So I have to call Bull Shit!!!
Did you know that Mexico City keeps sinking about 60 cm every year because 70 percent of the water people rely on is extracted from the aquifer below the city? It's the same story all over the world. The sea is not rising... you are sinking because you drink too much. Switch to coke. Change your diet :) Honestly who cares if there are a few less ice-bears? They taste funny anyway. Has any-one actually bothered to count them?

And what is it with these "ice-bear" taxes anyway? The warmest year in history of (Arctic) Helsinki was back in the 70's. Nobody talked about global warming back then. I remeber when I was a little kid one april the asphalt was too hot to walk bare-feet. The 3 hottest winters were back in the 30's when there was no snow in south Finland. (Extremely rare). Are you telling me it's because car and air-plane pollutants in our atmosphere... How incrising amounts of carbon in our air is warming up the planet?

Why has water wapor (the most efective green house gas in the world) suddenly become really, really bad? It's only responsible for +80% of earths green house gas's. Why has "green" suddenly become bad? My mother used to say eat your greens... it's good for you. I guess she was wrong. I prefer stakes any way.

For some unbelivable reason almost all basic elements (oxygen, carbon and hydrogen) that are needed to support life have somehow been demonised and labeled as dangerous.
How did this happen? What are you people doing? If you keep this up instead of recycling and planting more trees we are fu&%¤7d.

By the way the ground has risen near Helsinki almost a meter in last century and still you keep buying tickets to "Water world".